miércoles, 1 de marzo de 2006

Wishful thinking


¿Ustedes se creen esto? (A continuación nuestra entrevista con GWB)

TMB: ¿Cuándo piensa capturar a BL?
GWB: (Con aire de seguridad, esbozando una sonrisa) “Tarde o temprano.”
TMB: ¿Cómo tarde o temprano?
GWB: (Frunciendo el seño) “Su captura depende de una serie de factores; política de patrullaje, asimilación de comandos al terreno, cooperación del gobierno Pakistaní, etc., etc.”
TMB: ¿Entonces?
GWB: (Con aire de seguridad, esbozando una sonrsa) “Repito: Será capturado”
TMB: ¿Pero cuándo... tiene alguna idea?
GWB: (Frunciendo el seño) “Tarde o temprano.”

63 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

binladen no podra ser atrapado, organizara un ataque nuclear contra usa .estallara la ultima gran guerra mundial china y rusia estaran a nuestro lado mientras que francia conformara el eje del mal junto con alemania lidereada por hitler que se revelara sorpresivamente no estaba muerto y viejo cagalitroso com esta sigue siendo tremendo hijo eputa. y la guerra la ganara el cubano cardenal jaime ortega que le dara un golpe de estado a fidel en alianza con los musulmanes y mientras el mundo va a estar to jodio, cuba sera un paraiso de la jodedera con los curas dandonos por culo
EL PITONISO (AT me tienes loco. entre la hierbita que me fumo antes de acostarme y tu cambia cambia)

Anónimo dijo...

albajabat almaribut almaratamat alfombra alhambra alcazar, al bomba al jamón al jaja altutú
Bin laden

tumiami dijo...

Disculpa, Pitoniso, estamos en medio de temas y noticias. Un mundo complejo. Llamalo... probabilistico.

Anónimo dijo...

Nunca zere gabdurando, jamassss gabdurado!!!

Anónimo dijo...

Caballeros encuérense que llegó el Armagedón!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anónimo dijo...

Yo creo que el post original era el anterior y que el actual no es más que una incursión piratesca cibernética de Bin Laden y sus hackers. Está muy sospechosa.
CAGLIOSTRO

Anónimo dijo...

ya no importa si capturan a bl o no,lo que importa es que la casa en coral gables con marijuana fue capturada por las autoridades, ahora la hierba sube en precio y tendran que comprar la de jiala que es de peor calidad.

Anónimo dijo...

a mi me dejan tranquila que yo puteo lo mismo en coral gables que en jialeah. estaba mirando la foto de bush que cara e pichicorto tiene el guajirito ese
Mary Juana (recien levantá y con el orinal en la mano)

Anónimo dijo...

oye triff tendras que comprar la hierba en el downtown ya que cerraron la factoria en coral gables.si no, te espero en opa locka donde se encuentra por donde sea.

ali baba

Anónimo dijo...

bin laden tiene barba
fidel tiene barba
marx tuvo barba
el che tuvo barba
todos los barbudos son malos.

l.lampillo

Anónimo dijo...

Metafora: Bush=muelero

Anónimo dijo...

sera vegdad que bush cogio a laura clavá por colim powell y por eso el negrito tuvo que irse de la casablanca?
Mary Juana (peinandose la pasa)

Anónimo dijo...

Juez falla a favor de los balseros del puente!
En una decisión sin antecedentes, un juez federal de Miami decidió ayer que el Servicio Guardacostas actuó de una forma ''poco razonable'' cuando en enero decidió repatriar a la isla a 15 cubanos encontrados en un pilar del viejo puente abandonado de las Siete Millas, en la carretera hacia Cayo Hueso.
El juez Federico Moreno, incluso, calificó la repatriación de ``ilegal''.

Anónimo dijo...

El tipo del guarcadostas había fumado de la hierba esa de que estaban hablando.

Anónimo dijo...

Lección con la letra B:
...bin laden, hierba, balseros, bush, barba, barbudo, coral gables, blog...

Anónimo dijo...

Bush and Bin Laden son socios, partners, buddies, ambias.
GWB fue a verse con Bin Laden para negociar la serie de nuevos videos que van a filmar en Hollywood para tenernos entretenidos durante el 2006 mientras tanto saquean y roban cuanto pueden en Irak y la gasolina sigue subiendo. Al cazador intempestuoso ya lo cogieron con un fraude de 250 milloncitos de Halliburton pero no pase nada.
Mientras tanto Bin Laden se hace las dialisis en un hospital norteamericano en Afganistan

Nov. 2, 2001, 12:00 PST -- On Oct. 31 the French daily Le Figaro dropped a bombshell. While in a Dubai hospital receiving treatment for a chronic kidney infection last July, Osama bin Laden met with a top CIA official -- presumably the chief of station. The meeting, held in bin Laden's private suite, took place at the American hospital in Dubai at a time when he was a wanted fugitive for the bombings of two U.S. embassies and last year's attack on the USS Cole. Bin Laden was eligible for execution according to a 2000 intelligence finding issued by President Bill Clinton before leaving office in January. Yet on July 14, 2001 he was allowed to leave Dubai on a private jet, and there were no Navy fighters waiting to force him down.

Anónimo dijo...

January 1995 - Philippine police investigating a possible attack on the Pope uncover plans for Operation Bojinka, connected to World Trade Center (WTC) bomber Ramsi Youssef. Parts of the plan call for crashing hijacked airliners into civilian targets. Details of the plan are disclosed in Youssef's 1997 trial for the 1993 WTC bombing. [Source: Agence France-Presse, Dec. 7, 2001]

Anónimo dijo...

Dec. 4, 1997 - Representatives of the Taliban are invited guests to the Texas headquarters of Unocal to negotiate their support for the pipeline. Subsequent reports will indicate that the negotiations failed, allegedly because the Taliban wanted too much money. [Source: The BBC, Dec. 4, 1997]

Anónimo dijo...

August 1998 - After the U.S. cruise missile attacks on Al Qaeda targets in Afghanistan in retaliation for the African embassy bombings, Unocal officially withdraws from participation in the CentGas trans-Afghani gas pipeline project. [Various sources, Unocal]

Anónimo dijo...

1998 and 2000 - Former President George H.W. Bush travels to Saudi Arabia on behalf of the privately owned Carlyle Group, the 11th largest defense contractor in the U.S. While there he meets privately with the Saudi royal family and the bin Laden family. [Source: Wall Street Journal, Sept. 27, 2001

Anónimo dijo...

Oct. 24-26, 2000 - Pentagon officials carry out a "detailed" emergency drill based upon the crashing of a hijacked airliner into the Pentagon. [Source: The Mirror, May 24, 2002]

Anónimo dijo...

Jan. 30, 2001 - Sept. 11 hijacker Ziad Jarrah was questioned in the United Arab Emirates (UAE). A number of UAE, Middle Eastern, European, and U.S. sources were cited in this CNN report, which said the CIA requested Jarrah be interrogated because he had been in Afghanistan and was suspected to have ties to terrorists. An unnamed CIA spokesman said the other sources' claims that the agency knew anything about Jarrah before Sept. 11 were "flatly untrue." Jarrah's Jan. 30 detainment at the airport in Dubai, UAE came six months after he took flying lessons in the U.S. Jarrah was released because "U.S. officials were satisfied," said the report. [Source: CNN, Aug. 1, 2002

Anónimo dijo...

Feb. 13, 2001 - UPI terrorism correspondent Richard Sale -- while covering a trial of bin Laden's Al Qaeda followers -- reports that the National Security Agency has broken bin Laden's encrypted communications. Even if this indicates that bin Laden changed systems in February, it does not mesh with the fact that the government insists that the attacks had been planned for years.

Anónimo dijo...

June 2001 - German intelligence, the BND, warns the CIA and Israel that Middle Eastern terrorists are "planning to hijack commercial aircraft to use as weapons to attack important symbols of American and Israeli culture." [Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, Sept. 14, 2001]

Anónimo dijo...

July 2001 - FBI agents in Arizona write a memorandum warning about suspicious activities involving a group of Middle Eastern men taking flight training lessons in Phoenix. The memorandum specifically mentions Osama bin Laden and warns of connections to terrorist activities. [Source: The New York Times, May 14, 2002]

Anónimo dijo...

summer 2001 - Jordanian intelligence, the GID, makes a communications intercept deemed so important that King Abdullah's men relay it to Washington, probably through the CIA station in Amman. To make doubly sure the message got through it was passed through an Arab intermediary to a German intelligence agent. The message: A major attack was planned inside the U.S., and aircraft would be used. The code name of the operation was "The Big Wedding." "When it became clear that the information was embarrassing to Bush Administration officials and congressmen who at first denied that there had been any such warnings before Sept. 11, senior Jordanian officials backed away from their earlier confirmations." This case was authenticated by ABC reporter John K. Cooley. [Source: International Herald Tribune (IHT), May 21, 2002]

Anónimo dijo...

En verdad os digo que la botánica tóxica ha permeado la santidad de este blog, ahora también amenazado con guerras santas, hacking musulmán y excesos carnales. Nos hace falta una voz pura incorrupta que sea capaz de exorcisar los demonios que nos aquejan.
Benedicto sin Número

Anónimo dijo...

summer 2001 - Russian intelligence notifies the CIA that 25 terrorist pilots have been specifically training for missions involving hijacked airliners. This is reported in the Russian press and news stories are translated for FTW by a retired CIA officer. (Note: The story currently on the Izvestia web site has been edited to delete a key paragraph.) [Source: Izvestia, Sept. 12, 2001,

Anónimo dijo...

July 4-14, 2001 - Osama bin Laden receives treatment for kidney disease at the American hospital in Dubai and meets with a CIA official, who returns to CIA headquarters on July 15. [Source: Le Figaro, Oct. 31, 2001]

Anónimo dijo...

Aug. 2, 2001 - U.S. ambassador to Pakistan, Christine Rocca (a former CIA officer), meets in Islamabad with a Taliban ambassador and demands the extradition of bin Laden. This was the last known meeting on the subject. [Source: Brisard and Dasquie, p 79. Thanks to Prof. Peter Dale Scott]

Anónimo dijo...

August 2001 - As reported in the IHT both a French magazine (name not given) and a Moroccan newspaper simultaneously report that a Moroccan agent named Hassan Dabou had penetrated Al Qaeda to the point of getting close to bin Laden, who was "very disappointed" that the 1993 bombing had not toppled the WTC. Dabou was called to the U.S. after reporting this, which curtailed his ability to stay in touch with the organization and gather additional intelligence that might have prevented the attacks. Though not proved beyond a doubt, these stories have been met with a wall of silence. [The IHT, May 21, 2002]

Anónimo dijo...

August 2001 - Russian President Vladimir Putin orders Russian intelligence to warn the U.S. government "in the strongest possible terms" of imminent attacks on airports and government buildings. [Source: MSNBC interview with Putin, Sept. 15, 2001]

Anónimo dijo...

August 2001 - President Bush receives classified intelligence briefings at his Crawford, Texas ranch indicating that Osama bin Laden might be planning to hijack commercial airliners. [CBS News; CNN, May 15, 2002]

Anónimo dijo...

August/September 2001 - The Dow Jones Industrial Average drops nearly 900 points in the three weeks prior to the attack. A major stock market crash is imminent.

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 3-10, 2001 - MSNBC reports on Sept. 16 that a caller to a Cayman Islands radio talk show gave several warnings of an imminent attack on the U.S. by bin Laden in the week prior to 9-11.

Anónimo dijo...

early-September 2001 - An FBI internal document, based upon field notes from Minnesota field agents discloses that the agents had been investigating and had questioned the "20th hijacker," Zacarias Moussaoui. The field notes speculate that Moussaoui, who had been taking flight lessons, might crash an airliner into the WTC. Interestingly, the field agents' requests to obtain a search warrant for his personal computer were denied. French intelligence confirms to the FBI that Moussaoui has ties to terrorist groups and may have traveled to Afghanistan. The agents also had no knowledge of the Phoenix memo (See Item #18). One news story states that agents were in "a frenzy," absolutely convinced that he was "going to do something with a plane." [Source: Newsweek, May 20, 2002 issue, story by Michael Isikoff].

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 1-10 2001 - In an exercise, called Operation "Swift Sword" and planned for four years, 23,000 British troops are steaming toward Oman. Although the 9-11 attacks caused a hiccup in the deployment, the massive operation was implemented as planned. At the same time two U.S. carrier battle groups arrive on station in the Gulf of Arabia just off the Pakistani coast. Also at the same time, some 17,000 U.S. troops join more than 23,000 NATO troops in Egypt for Operation "Bright Star." All of these forces are in place before the first plane hits the WTC. [Sources: The Guardian; CNN; Fox; The Observer; International Law Professor Francis Boyle, the University of Illinois.]

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 4-5, 2001 - A freshman at Brooklyn's New Utrecht High School who had recently emigrated from Pakistan reportedly predicts the destruction of the World Trade Center a week prior to the 9-11 attacks, according to the JournalNews newspaper in White Plains, N.Y. Citing "three police sources and a city official familiar with the investigation" as well as confirmation from the FBI that the bureau had received this information, the paper reported that in the midst of a heated class discussion the student pointed to the World Trade Center from a third story window and said, "Do you see those two buildings? They won't be standing there next week." New York City Board of Education spokeswoman Catie Marshall confirmed for the JournalNews "that school officials reported the matter to police within minutes of the Sept. 11 attack" and students told the paper that "FBI agents and NYPD detectives descended on the school on Sept. 13 to interrogate the student [who made the prediction] and others in his class," which was "an English class for Arab-American students." [Source: The JournalNews, Oct. 11, 2001,

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 6-7, 2001 - Put options (a speculation that the stock will go down) totaling 4,744 are purchased on United Air Lines stock, as opposed to only 396 call options (speculation that the stock will go up). This is a dramatic and abnormal increase in sales of put options. Many of the United puts are purchased through Deutschebank/A.B. Brown, a firm managed until 1998 by the current executive director of the CIA, A.B. "Buzzy" Krongard. [Source: The Herzliyya International Policy Institute for Counterterrorism (ICT),

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 9, 2001 - President George W. Bush is presented with detailed war plans to overthrow Al Qaeda, according to U.S. and foreign sources speaking to NBC News. [Source: MSNBC, May 16, 2002.

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 10, 2001 - According to Newsweek, a group of top Pentagon officials suddenly cancelled travel plans for the next morning, apparently because of security concerns. [Source: Newsweek, Sept. 24, 2001]

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 10, 2001 - The Houston Chronicle reports the FBI was notified of a fifth grader from a Dallas suburb who told his teacher, "Tomorrow, World War III will begin. It will begin in the United States, and the United States will lose." The Chronicle was unclear on specifically when Garland, Texas school district officials told the FBI about the incident, but it was some time between Sept. 13, 2001 and the story's publication date of Sept. 19, 2001. [Source: Houston Chronicle, Sept. 19, 2001

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 11, 2001 - The National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), the federal agency that runs many of the nation's spy satellites, schedules an exercise involving a plane crashing into one of the agency's buildings. "On the morning of Sept. 11, 2001," according to a website advertising a homeland security conference in Chicago run by the National Law Enforcement and Security Institute, CIA official John Fulton and his team "were running a pre-planned simulation to explore the emergency response issues that would be created if a plane were to strike a building. Little did they know that the scenario would come true in a dramatic way." Fulton is the head of the NRO's strategic gaming division. [Source: National Law Enforcement and Security Institute

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 11, 2001 - Employees of Odigo, Inc. in Israel, one of the world's largest instant messaging companies with offices in New York, receive threat warnings of an imminent attack on the WTC less than two hours before the first plane hits. Law enforcement authorities have gone silent about any investigation of this. The Odigo research and development offices in Israel are located in the city of Herzliyya, a ritzy suburb of Tel Aviv that is the same location as the Institute for Counter Terrorism, which eight days later reports details of insider trading on 9-11. [Source: CNN's Daniel Sieberg, Sept. 28, 2001; MSNBC Newsbytes, Brian McWilliams, Sept. 27, 2001; Ha'aretz, Sept. 26, 2001]

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 11, 2001 - For 50 minutes, from 8:15 AM until 9:05 AM, with it widely known within the FAA and the military that four planes have been simultaneously hijacked and taken off course, no one notifies the President of the United States. It is not until 9:30 that any Air Force planes are scrambled to intercept, but by then it is too late. This means that the National Command Authority waited for 75 minutes before scrambling aircraft, even though it was known that four simultaneous hijackings had occurred. [Source: CNN; ABC; MSNBC; Los Angeles Times; The New York Times; www.tenc.net]

Anónimo dijo...

Sept. 13, 2001 - China is admitted to the World Trade Organization quickly, after years of unsuccessful attempts. [Source: The New York Times, Sept. 30, 2001]

Anónimo dijo...

oye lo cogieron con arrebato esos de los datossss!!!!boniatillo cree que bush es un vaquero torpe.

Anónimo dijo...

March 1 2006.
President Bush is in Afghanistan while shit is posted on TumiamiBlog.

Anónimo dijo...

¿Para qué tantos datos? Cualquiera puede ir a buscarlos a la internet y además, ya casi todo lo sabemos. Parece que algunos vienen al blog a empujar agendas políticas. Tienen derecho, pero coño, como joden.
Yo y la circunstancia de los demás

Anónimo dijo...

Pa que sepan que tumiamiblog tiene corresponsalias por todo el mundo.
La otra mano del Zurdo

Anónimo dijo...

Los estrategas de la guerra, a lo largo de la historia, siempre han tenido un “arma secreta” que ocultan a sus adversarios y que sacan en los momentos más cruciales del enfrentamiento para destruir posiciones claves o impactar y hacer retroceder al enemigo.
Osama Bin Laden es desde el 11 de septiembre del 2001 la razón suprema que le ha permitido a Bush, a su gobierno y la maquinaria bélica de los Estados Unidos, llevar adelante su política belicista con el mundo árabe y contra otras naciones en el resto del mundo.
No es casualidad que no mataran a Bin Laden en Afganistán, teniendo muchas posibilidades de hacerlo, para un ejército equipado con la más alta tecnología del planeta, capaz de hacer volar a una hormiga de un continente a otro.
Tampoco es casualidad que durante tantas incursiones no haya aparecido, ni se encuentren rastros de él… así justificaron la guerra contra Iraq, han justificado políticas violatorias de los derechos civiles hacia el interior del propio pueblo norteamericano.
Bin Laden ha sido el motivo de la guerra sicológica y mediática que libra el gobierno de Bush contra sus electores, cada vez que quieren acallar la opinión pública nacional e internacional.
Siempre el terrorista aparece en momentos claves, cuando se van desvaneciendo el miedo y la sumisión en los estadounidenses, cuando las voces en el mundo claman por el cese de la locura de Bush.[Fuente: Granma, 19 de enero 2006]

Anónimo dijo...

Wow, yo iba a... que?

Anónimo dijo...

Esto nos faltaba. La Abuelita (Granma) también.

La Mano Poderosa dijo...

The best solution for getting Bin Ladin would be to send Vice-Pres. Cheney to hunt for quail in the mountains of Afghanistan.

Anónimo dijo...

At his trial today, Saddam Hussein said he ordered the trials of Shiites who eventually were executed and had their lands confiscated, but he insisted that those actions were not criminal.

Anónimo dijo...

Anonimo, buena posta para sacar la cadena de mentiras!

Anónimo dijo...

Remember 911

In and around the twin towers there were 2752 deaths, while 189 people died when a plane was flown into the Pentagon. Another 44 were killed when a hijacked jet crashed into a field in Pennsylvania.

The official tolls do not include 19 hijackers linked to Saudi-born Islamic militant Osama bin Laden's Al-Qaeda, the global network Washington blamed for a series of attacks on US interests abroad and at home since the mid-1990s.

The destruction of the twin towers was so great that medical officials have only been able to positively identify the remains of 1527 victims.

Anónimo dijo...

Bin Laden hace rato que esta detenido por los EU. Esto es una conspiracion para desprestigiar al mundo arabe.
Slaman Salamon

Anónimo dijo...

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Anónimo dijo...

Bin Laden está en Cuba, radicado en una amplia residencia del reparto Siboney, preparándose como sucesor de Fidel Castro. Goza de muy buena salud y ha engordado 26 libras con 11 onzas en los últimos cuatro meses. Se mueve en BMW X5 blindado de color arena con vidrios oscuros. Se ha afeitado y depilado las cejas, colocándose un diminuto arete en la oreja izquierda. Se le ha visto por ciertas zonas de Varadero paseando cogidito de la mano con el Ministro de Defensa.
CIA(Departamento de Amistad con los Pueblos)

Anónimo dijo...

너는 모두 어리석다, 어리석은, 어리석은.

Anónimo dijo...

Falso, Bin Laden fue visto hace poco por testigos en un concierto de rap en Miami Beach junto con Elvis Presley. Según la fuente, los dos se fueron de madrugada en un avión privado a la casa donde se esconde la princesa Diana, donde había un bacanal en el que, entre otros, estaban Jimmy Hoffa y el Conde de Montecristo. ¡De buena tinta, caballeros!

Anónimo dijo...

En parte, ahora me acabo de dar una ducha. No es la temperatura de Miami. Es que aqui hay agua, a diferncia de esas lomas en la frontera con Pakistan. Le echo de menos a mi harem de mujeres, a mi AK47 (lo tuve que dejar para miviaje en avion). Me he cortado la barba y parezco un mozuelo. Alguna fiestecilla a la que pueda ir? Or juro que no llevare bombas.
Bin Laden